Here is what you need to know about the Red & Black Lumberjack Buffalo Check Party Blazer (or suit or pants or whatever look you are into):
*This red plaid Christmas suit is not for hipsters, whatsoever. Sure, you may be saying, "But, I'm pretty sure you're a hipster company selling hipster gear." Yes, we may sell some hipster gear, but we are not hipsters and here is why:
1) We have only hired 3 vegans to date as mandated by local law
2) We only stock generic beer from Kirkland in the fridge
3) We have one employee whose only job on Tuesday is to chop wood until his calluses crack or until two chords of wood have been cut
4) We only allow black drip coffee made from a Black & Decker coffee pot
5) Journals to reflect on your daily thoughts are not allowed on the premises
6) We have taken "GMO," "paleo diet," & "vegetarian" out of our company printed dictionary given to every new hire
7) We don't allow oval-rimmed, yellow lensed glasses in the office (That's a lie if Connor is reading this)
8) Film and Polaroid cameras are banned for eternity at our HQ (Except Hannah she's got some great ones)
9) Express written consent is required from the CEO for all man-buns
We're committed to getting your order to you quickly and reliably! To ensure fair and accurate pricing in today's market, our shipping costs are now calculated based on the size, weight, and destination of your package. While we've had to adjust our previous free shipping offer, we're dedicated to providing reasonable shipping options. If you feel your shipping cost doesn't align with your order, please don't hesitate to reach out via our chat feature – we're happy to assist!
Want to make sure you don't miss out on our most popular items? Pre-ordering is the perfect way to guarantee you get what you want! When you place a pre-order, that item is exclusively reserved for you and immediately taken off our regular inventory, avoiding the disappointment of it selling out. Secure your must-have items knowing they are set aside just for you.
While we strive to get your pre-orders to you as quickly as possible, please understand that production and shipping timelines are managed by our manufacturers, and we have limited control over these dates. This means pre-order items have estimated ship-by dates. Rest assured, we prioritize shipping pre-orders within 24 hours of receiving them at our warehouse.
For seasonal items, we aim to ship by the following target dates:
Valentine's Day: January 1st
St. Patrick's Day: January 30th
Easter/Spring: February 1st
Patriotic: March 1st
Summer: March 30th
Halloween: July 1st
Thanksgiving/Harvest: August 1st
Christmas: August 15th-September 15th (depending on the maker)
Be the first to get the latest and greatest with our pre-order program! For the most up-to-date information on a specific pre-order item or for more precise delivery information, our chat support team is happy to help!