Wearing white frame sunglasses, for the most part, make you look like a mall rat circa '08. That's why we decided to reinvent the game with these white & teal mirrored retro sunglasses. In order to make sure the white frames do not label anyone wearing these as "the guy that usually wears a Tapout shirt," we did some scientific research.
Jayme, our intern, acted as our control variable. Now Jayme isn't very cool, but we realized these teal blade shades made her way cooler. How? Well for some reason we hired Jayme even though she had a Monster sticker on her back windshield, but when she threw these retro mirrored sunglasses on she immediately ripped that Monster sticker off her '07 Lexus, bought a 2-stroke dirt bike off Craig's List and trapped it back home in just under 2 hours.
In conclusion, based on this scientific trial, we've found The Machos will not turn you into "the Tapout shirt guy," but quite the opposite.
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Want to make sure you don't miss out on our most popular items? Pre-ordering is the perfect way to guarantee you get what you want! When you place a pre-order, that item is exclusively reserved for you and immediately taken off our regular inventory, avoiding the disappointment of it selling out. Secure your must-have items knowing they are set aside just for you.
While we strive to get your pre-orders to you as quickly as possible, please understand that production and shipping timelines are managed by our manufacturers, and we have limited control over these dates. This means pre-order items have estimated ship-by dates. Rest assured, we prioritize shipping pre-orders within 24 hours of receiving them at our warehouse.
For seasonal items, we aim to ship by the following target dates:
Valentine's Day: January 1st
St. Patrick's Day: January 30th
Easter/Spring: February 1st
Patriotic: March 1st
Summer: March 30th
Halloween: July 1st
Thanksgiving/Harvest: August 1st
Christmas: August 15th-September 15th (depending on the maker)
Be the first to get the latest and greatest with our pre-order program! For the most up-to-date information on a specific pre-order item or for more precise delivery information, our chat support team is happy to help!