The Crown Jewels | Royal Blue Ball Hammock® Long Johns

The Crown Jewels | Royal Blue Ball Hammock® Long Johns

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When we created these royal blue Ball Hammock® long johns, we cited ancient mythology and long-standing tradition. According to elder scribes and poets who sported only large packages, the color royal blue was curated in the light of a dress-making competition for Queen Charlotte, the ride-or-die of King George III. Legend has it that ole’ Georgie was so "shooketh" by the winning shade of the promiscuous primary color that he needed some matching undergarments for his own pleasure.

Hundreds of years later and we've developed the most advanced long underwear with the same royal blue color as KGII himself. While KGII had some nice drawers, he didn't have blue Ball Hammock® long johns with a bonafide ball pouch and ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the boys cool and collected while keeping your legs nice and toasty all day long. Rest your golden goose eggs upon a silky smooth throne and you instantly become the king of Ball-Halla. 

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